Let’s face it, Naija hustle no be beans. You hear someone just won Oneplay jackpot, and you start to think: “Na jazz dem use?” Well, grab your broom, your red cloth, and your special soap, because we’re about to break down the “real” way to win that jackpot. Abeg, read on!

Step 1: Sacrifice one stubborn goat to Sango

You see, the gods must be in a good mood. So why not bring out that stubborn goat wey no dey hear word? Find one shrine, pour some palm oil, do small incantation and tell Sango to make your phone number show up for the next draw. Remember, the goat must be the talkative one, e get special powers. (Disclaimer: abeg, no dey kill goat o. Save your money for suya.)

Step 2: Bath with money soap and dance shoki at midnight

We know soap can wash away bad luck. So get that special money soap from one baba, bath well well and dance shoki for your compound at midnight. Your neighbors fit think say you don craze, but it’s part of the process. Who no like better thing?

Step 3: Pour libation with ogogoro

If you really mean business, buy one bottle of ogogoro. Pour small for ground and tell your ancestors make dem run am for you. Be polite. Say “I no dey beg too much, just make my phone ring sharp sharp.” Ancestors dey like respect.

Step 4: Sleep and dream of your name on the winner list

Some people still believe say dreaming about winning means say e close. So if you sleep and dream say dem call you, maybe that na the sign wey you need. Or maybe you just chop too much eba. Either way, enjoy the dream.

Step 5: Actually buy the ticket

Now, this na the real deal. All the goat talk, soap matter and shoki no go work if you no buy ticket. The real way to win Oneplay jackpot na to actually buy a ticket. Dial the USSD code or go to www.1play.ng, buy your ticket and enter the game. No mystic powers, no shrine, no jazz, just real tickets and real draws.

Final word for the street

So, you fit do all the dramatic rituals if e dey make you happy but no forget say the real jackpot only goes to those who play. Oneplay draws are live and transparent and every ticket is a real chance. So, next time you dey eye that jackpot, skip the goat and focus on the real step, buy your ticket!

Ready to play? Dial *347*880# or visit www.1play.ng, buy your ticket and let’s see if the gods or just pure chance go smile for you.